K and I were lucky enough to spend the holidays in North
Africa. We arrived to find:
A) piles of burning garbage
B) no night life,
and C) its dry here, and I’m not just talking about the camel’s toes…..
Luckily, we were put up in a delicious five star hotel with
a sumptuous (and inclusive) buffet breakfast and dinner set-up. Also, to our
salvation, the resort itself neither respects this crazy alcohol thing nor any
rules regarding clothing in the sauna. Yessssssss.
“But H,” you may be wondering, “why WHY spend your holiday
in a country that is drier than that bears ass from the toilet paper
commercial?”
Well shit, we got a hell of a deal.
As we quickly figured out that as the booze does not flow
outside of the resort walls, there was really no point in leaving them (duh!)
And as we brought lots of lube, things were far from dry in our hotel room.
Basically our days went like this:
Wake up, fuck.
Breakfast buffet.
Roll back to room, shit, shower, watch porn, fuck.
More porn. Fuck and fuck.
Sauna, shower, porn, fuck.
Dinner buffet. Steal platter of desserts back to room.
Watch movie (may or may not be porn.) Fuck.
Order room service.
And with all that time for fucking, we also had a whole lot
of time for ass play, which, if you aren’t familiar, really is best when not
rushed.
Damn I love vacation
Also,
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