Sunday, April 19, 2015

Female officer fantasy

Oh? You want to know my sexual fantasy? I like your curiosity and I appreciate you for asking.

I want to be pulled over by an athletic and confident female police officer. I want to be told what to do by her, hearing her express her desires and
demand that I comply with them and threaten me with legal punishment if I do not submit to her will. I want her to force me to eat her pussy until she is bored. I want her to call over her fellow hot female police officers so that they can all take advantage of me.




I want them to demand that I satisfy them all with my cock and to threaten me if I come. I want them to handcuff me and sit on my face, smashing their pussies into my lips, my tongue, my nose. I want them to make me watch as they then start eating each other out and fingering each other and putting on strap ons and fucking each other, telling me that I don't satisfy them enough. Humiliating me.




And then, once I'm overcome with a desperate scarcity-lust and filled with inadequacy, feeling totally pathetic, I want them to take off my handcuffs and love me with their tender sides and ask me to take them all, with all that I am. With my weak, scared, embarrassed self. With my inadequate self. And also with the god within me, with my genius and my mastery. With my dark and terribleness. With my huge and devastating strength.



Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Money ain't shit, only for bros and dicks.

Thanks for the inspiration Dr. Dre

Having had money and not had money, I would like to present the following.


I recently prayed
and then felt dismayed
to learn my wishes had not come true.
I had wished to win the lottery
not have access to lots of pottery!
Now I wonder what exactly I rue.
After looking up the stats
and figuring out the facts,
I found out that most lives get worse
from family to friends
it never ends
they just want to a bit from your purse.

So what do I want?
Maybe just a little more to flaunt?
to exacerbate this state we're all in?
No!
I want a warm place to sleep
some good food to eat

and sex that leaves me with a shit eating grin.



NOTE: Do not google "naked with a shit eating grin."  *sighs*